Next quiz-- Affluenza!  Let's get started:

1) The last pair of blue jeans you purchased cost:

a) $200.00
b) About $20.00

2) Is your wallet worth more than what you have in it?

a) Yes, it is designer!
b) No

3) Does your car payment rival your rent of mortgage payment?

a) Yes
b) No, I don't have a car payment

4) Do you carry around your Starbucks coffee cup long after the coffee is gone or gone cold?

a) Yes
b) No, I don't drink Starbucks

5) Do you have trouble finding your BMW  amongst all the other BMWs at the mall?

a) Yes
b) No, I don't drive a status vehicle and I don't spend my days at the mall

6) Do you own an over-sized logo Polo brand shirt?

a) Doesn't everyone?
b) No

7) Have you given a cell phone to your child under age 10?

a) Yes
b) No

8) Is your home's footprint greater than 60% of your total acreage (McMansion on a postage stamp lot)?

a) Yes
b) No

9) Do you have a smartphone you don't need for work-related purpose?

a) Yes, all my friends have those features!
b) No

10) Do you have rooms in your house people can't use . . .

a) Yes, using it would mess up the look!
b) No

Now it's time to score the quiz.  Give yourself 2 points for ever "a" answer and 1 point for every "b" answer.  Add up the points and refer to the scale below:

20                   You're infected and possibly contagious

18 and above    Doesn't look good-- seek help before it progresses

15 and above    You're at risk of full blown infection

12 and above    Better monitor your condition

10                    You're healthy