I thought a little humor was in order today:

• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
• Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
• A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until you are broke
• Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $1 at bowling alleys
• Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

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