My wife and I were running errands today.  One thing I wanted to do was get some wooden pallets for my firewood pile (To keep my firewood off the ground).  I went to a pool supply place that had dozens of them, but the employee didn't know if she could give four of them away-- she told me to come back later in the day.  So we drove off and my wife asked what else I had on my list-- I said I need four pallets, we would need to go elsewhere.  Suddenly, as we passed a stone mason yard she says, "There's four pallets on the side of the road!"  We turned around, went back, and yes, four wooden pallets.  As we loaded them into the van I turned to her and said, "Honey, I need a garbage bag filled with money!"

Needless to say, we laughed all the way home as she searched for the garbage bag filled with money . . .